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The Gallery of Unfortunate Art: Summer sale!
‘Venus in Pink’ by Not Waving But Ironing. Pink Play-Doh, 2010. £600 With its pendulous breasts, swollen tummy and fleshy thighs, ‘Venus in Pink’ calls to mind the stone goddess figurines of the Paleolithic era; like those ancient fertility symbols, … Continue reading
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I’m looking hot, in a Playmobil kind of way
I have had most of my hair cut off. I now look like this… … apart from the fact that my bob has added ‘treacle and caramel slices’ (not Mr Kipling ones, unfortunately) which look suspiciously orange in artificial light. … Continue reading
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